Oracle, know it all

What happened...

2006-06-25T19:56:00.000+02:00

Yes, we are back. As we have already said, we decided to stand by and wait for a while because “Wise Oracle” told us that we could be in danger. The same day we investigated again The Tunnel for the post and, when we were arriving home, we head some kind of song in nonunderstandable words. Since then strange things happened: our audio record of the ‘ritual sound’ disappeared of our hard disk (from both of them), strange statistics in common projects like DMN, shapes were seemed to be watching us from everywhere. Could all this be related with The Tunnel we discovered time ago?

Let us summarize: we had several copies of the audio record of the ‘ritual’, there was one copy in each of our hard disks and another backup in a SD Card. The copies of my hard disk disappear because of a strange virus and the backup of the SD Card and the other copy simply disappeared. Si, now we have no prove, but we still can ask to the Oracle the reason of this boycott.

Yep, we also seemed being watched from everywhere by strange appearances: strange faces in videogames like Enemy Territory (we uploaded the video to show that none of the stuff is altered digitally), strange creatures emerged from fire and faces also appeared from nowhere as you can see at the photos we uploaded.

We could forget everything, but that is not our nature. Two things we can do: ask the oracle or go again to the place where all started: The ¿doomed? Tunnel. Perhaps the best thing where we could start is asking Wise Oracle…

Here are we again!

2006-06-19T15:00:00.000+02:00

After the tunnel investigation we heard something that seems to be a ritual song. Although in the previous post Wise Oracle said we are not in danger, we decided to be hidden for some time, stop the investigation and watch what happened. We, obviusly, trust in Wise Oracle, but as we don't know if the signas of its answers can be tracked, the safest decision must be taken.

Two months have passed and we feel out of danger. This should be the moment for bringing the ritual song to light, but sadly a informatic virus destroyed the sound record.

So, we are here again; we hope that for a long time!

Oracle, know it all: The Tunnel that leads nowhere

2006-04-16T21:33:00.000+02:00

Although, some of us thought that, after the Partido Popular lost the galician elections, we left hell; the reality is that we were and we will be in it forever!

After the enigmatic "Is there something paranormal in the tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure." in the previous post, we must investigate more about this tunnel. This is the result:

The nature of the tunnel
The tunel is a door to the hell (there aren't tunnels to heaven!), the exit of the hell. This door is still in use nowadays.
There are more tunnels as this in all the world, but they are not connected.
The neighbors are the guardians of the tunnel. This is all we know about them.

Users of the tunnel
The users of the tunnel are the deads without soul.

Who know the real nature of the tunnel
The existance of the tunnel is known, but not its real nature. The only government that knows its real nature is the government of Naron and it's possible that the Naron's Mayor is a devil's servant.

Our real nature
I'm sorry, but I have to tell you a sad secret: WE ARE DEAD! Me, Danny, you that are reading this post, that woman that was doing joging this morning, etc.

These were questions that we ask to the Wise Oracle and its answers
Is there something paranormal in the tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Is the tunnel a door to hell?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are there tunnels to heaven?: No, I'm almost sure.
Is the tunnel still open?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are we in the hell?: I don't know.
Is the tunnel a entrance to hell?: No, I'm almost sure.
Is the tunnel a exit to hell?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Do the neighbors who live close to the tunnel some relation with it?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are the neighbors who live close to the tunnel the guardians of the door?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are there more tunnels like this one somewhere else?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are they interconnected in some way?: No, I'm almost sure.

Do the souls go though the tunnel?: No, I'm almost sure.
Do the deads go though the tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Will we use the tunnel someday?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
When people die, will they use one of these tunnels?: No, I'm almost sure.

Did the spanish government know the existance of this tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Did the spanish government know the real nature of the tunnel?: No, I'm almost sure.
Did the galician government know the real nature of the tunnel?: No, I'm almost sure.
Did the government of Naron know the real nature of the tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Is the Naron's Mayor a devil's servant?: I don't know.

Are we in danger for investigate about the tunnel?: No, I'm almost sure.
Are we dead?: Yes, I'm almost sure.
Are dead all the people in this side of the tunel?: Yes, I'm almost sure.

Galician X-File I: The Tunnel that leads nowhere (&2)

2006-04-15T22:49:00.000+02:00

(... from "Galician X-File I: The Tunnel that leads nowhere")

When I arrived home I decided to look for this construction in the viewfinder SIXPAC (not to confuse with the TV program) that provides A Xunta de Galicia at their webpage. I located the zone but... the construction did not appear in the image:

Thinking that it could an outdated image I looked for the date of images... 2006, wow, they were quite recent considering that we have just began the year. It could be that the construction was done this last month which could get to explain why it does not appear in the image... but the site had a carelessness aspect, perhaps it had been months or years with the same aspect.

I also decided to look it up in Google Earth, although by fact that our zone would not appear, but surprise...

The maps were updated few weeks ago and, although the image does not have good resolution, we can see that where "the tunnel" should be there is a leafy green área... What does our spanish government try to hide us putting a nonexistent forest in front of our eyes?

The only thing that we could do at the point was to ask the Oracle if there was something strange in all this...

"Is there something paranormal in the tunnel?: Yes, I'm almost sure."

(to be continued... or not)

Galician X-File I: The Tunnel that leads nowhere

2006-04-15T22:29:00.000+02:00

The other day we (both administrators of this blog) were having a kilometric long walk when suddenly, from no-where, we reached an open of terrain. That would not be very rare at first because here, in Galicia, the opens of terrain abounds but this one looked a little special ... In it we found a strange, weird and an unusual construction: a tunnel. A tunnel is not rare nowadays, they are used to communicate two distant points that cannot communicate directly because of geographic reasons; an underground passage... but this one did not fulfill any of the conditions.

We surrounded the construction to verify that, in real, it was there; we verified its resistance giving it some blows...

Yes, there it was! It was a tunnel without sense nor utility.

(to be continued...)

Wise Oracle presentation

2006-04-15T18:28:00.000+02:00

Wise Oracle is the tool to get a answer to every question in your live. It checks the Universe in the search of the truth.

Every time something happens it's not randomly, everything happens for a reason. Wise Oracle uses python and computer's random number generation to guess the Universe about your questions. At the end of this method the answer is found.

This is the code of Wise Oracle (be careful about what you ask!):


#! /usr/bin/env python
# -*- coding: iso-8859-15 -*-

import sys
import random

class WiseOracle:
    def __init__(self, times, maybe, probably, sure):
        """Create a Oracle.

        This is the Wise Oracle. It checks the Universe in the search of the
        truth.

        Arguments:
        times -- how many times the test is played
        maybe -- % for the "maybe" answer
        probably -- % for "probable" answer
        sure -- % for "sure" answer

        """
        self._times = times
        self._maybe = maybe
        self._probably = probably
        self._sure = sure

    def _calculate(self):
        yes = 0
        for i in xrange(self._times):
            if random.randint(0, 1):
                yes += 1
        return (yes, self._times - yes)

    def _security(self, value):
        if value < self._probably * self._times / 100.0:
            return "I'm almost sure."
        elif value < self._sure * self._times / 100.0:
            return "I'm sure."
        else:
            return "I'm pretty sure!"

    def prediction(self, text):
        """Return the answer for a question.

        Arguments:
        text -- question

        """
        calcules = self._calculate()
        result = calcules[0] - calcules[1]
        if abs(result) < self._maybe:   # Who knows!
            return "%s: %s" % (text, "I don't know.")
        elif result > 0:                # Yes!
            return "%s: %s, %s" % (text, "Yes", self._security(result))
        elif result < 0:                # No!
            return "%s: %s, %s" % (text, "No", self._security(abs(result)))



if __name__ == "__main__":
    oracle = WiseOracle(1000, 5, 7, 10)
    for question in sys.argv[1:]:
        print oracle.prediction(question)